For all Mothers!!!!

This is sooo cute.

Published on November 2, 2004 By grins wickedly In Home & Family

The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and
started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that.

"Why?"

"Because it's been laying outside and
it is dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration
and asked "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "... all moms know this stuff.
Um, it's on the Mommy Test.
You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"Oh .. I get It!" she beamed.
"Then, if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
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My boyfriend read this and he laughed so hard that the Coke(r) that he was drinking came spewing out of his mouth.

Lovvens,
*grins wickedly*

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