Hey guys. I'm back! *eyeroll* I've left and come back how many times now? Let's see if this is gonna stick. So I'm just gonna update erryone real quick like before I go on a rant. -I started college. Again. Yes.... and I'm doing awesome. I have A's in every class except College Composition (in which I have a B, sucky). I would have an A in that class but I've missed a fair few classes due to being sick or tired or both and my stupid narrative paper was...

So after 6 years of fighting and dealing with her problems, Lacey (my best friend for the last 6 years) and I are no longer friends. It sucks. But I couldn't deal with her pot smoking all the time anymore. I love my job and I have never gotten arrested or anything before. I can't keep hanging out with her while she does that, because it jeopardizes all of that. Now, it wasn't just all of a sudden. I know some of you may be thinking that I just decided one day that enough was enough. I...

So for the last three or so years I've not been on JU. Oh, how I've missed thee. I am back. After so long. I missed you all. I have blogged on another site but it's hard when you don't get feedback. Except from a select list of people. Here, I can say what I need to. I can express myself freely because everyone on the goddamn planet doesn't have a JU account. I just wanted to say "hello" again, and I shall come on as often as possible. Lovvens, *grins wickedly and...

#1 The Bible by GOD #2 Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain #3 Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes #4 The Koran #5 Arabian Nights #6 Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain #7 Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift #8 Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer #9 Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne #10 Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman #11 The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli #12 Uncle Tom’s Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe #13 Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank #14 Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaube...

Hey all. I know I haven't written for a long time... Been busy with friends and work and such. I'm soind data entry at a trucking/shipping company...I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! I just wanted to let you all know that I'm okay... I gotta go...Me and a friend are gonna get our party on... Lovvens, Beth

So I'm at the library (finally had a day off) and listening to JoJo and thinking to myself, "Ya know I never did do a blog about me. I think I shall." So here it is: Name: Bethany Ann R. (won't provide last name for security reasons) Birthday: October 1, 1985 Age: 19 years (I feel old already!) Siblings: Margo Marie S. (age 27) and Shawn Lynn R. (age 21) Parental Figures: Harold DeWitt R. Jr. and Brenda Charlene R. (both age 42) (...

Okay, last night I had to work from 5:00pm to close (which is about 12:30 am or so) and I was assigned to drive-thru. Things were pretty much sucking. Me: Welcome to Burger King how can I help you? Them: UUUHHHHH!!! I'LL HAVE 3 KIDS MEALS!! Me (wincing from having my eardrums blown out): Would you like the hamburger, cheeseburger, or chicken tenders kid's meal? Them: I WANT ALL THREE OF THEM TO BE CHEESEBURGERS!!!! Me: Okay. What would you like to drink with t...

My parents and I had a nice long talk yesterday after school. We came to a very hard conclusion. My grades have been suffering all semester, and my financial aid hasn't been finalized (my fault though). So I owe the school $1,750. We decided that I would have until May to pay this semester off, and then next semester I will go back as a freshman. Try again I guess is the way to do it. So this next semester I will be working probably full time at Burger King or Hobby Lobby. I want to try an...

The Hebrew word Chanukah means "dedication." In the 2nd century BCE, the Syrian-Greek regime of Antiochus sought to pull Jews away from Judaism, with the hopes of assimilating them into Hellenism -- Greek culture. Antiochus outlawed aspects of Jewish observance -- including the study of Torah -- which began to decay the foundation of Jewish life and practice. During this period, many of the Jews began to assimilate into Greek culture, taking on Greek names and marrying non-Jews. In respon...

WARNING: If you thought this was Texas Wahine and was looking for an article by her, I'm sorry but it's not. Dear JU, Lately things have been kind of sucky for me. Most of you know this. Yesterday I wrote an article and said that I was going to take a break from JU for awhile since I didn't want to unnecessarily burden anyone here. You see, I have felt that way about myself for a long time. My brother used to be so annoyed every time I was around him. He was burdened. Well, last ...

Dear Joeusers, Some (if not most) of you know that lately things haven't been going too great for me. So I have come to the conclusion that I need to take a break. I don't want to burden all of you, so I'm going to work through things and then maybe when I'm doing better I'll be back. Thanks for all of the support you've shown. I love you all. Danny, I'll still talk to you sometimes. You are all a great chain of support, and I appreciate all of what you've done for me. I should ...

Hi all! I hate this when the worst shit happens to me. I just found out that I am allergic to the laundry soap my mom has been using. She used to use All free and clear with no allergens. Recently she switched to All Citrus Breeze because she liked the scent. About a week ago I got this weird rash in the insides of my elbows and when it went away I wasn't too worried. Now, my whole upper arm is full of little tiny pus pockets. It's so gross. It hurts and I got almost no sleep last night t...

Hey everyone! I have good news!! My boyfriend of 2 years proposed to me last night during my break at work!! I am ENGAGED!! It was so sweet. He comes in and starts in on me about my online relationships and we started arguing about them. Then he says, "Whatever. I didn't come here to start an argument. I just have to ask you a question. Would you sorta wanna someday ya know be the mother of my children, maybe?" "Are you asking me to marry you?" "Maybe. Why?" "Cause if you are the ...